Thanksgiving is a time for family, feasting, and fun, and what better way to celebrate than with laughter? “Thanksgiving Jokes That Swim Straight Into Your Funny Bone” brings you a collection of hilarious, light-hearted jokes that will have everyone at the table giggling. From turkey tales to pumpkin puns, these jokes are perfect for sharing with friends and family during the holiday season.
Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the turkey join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
What’s the best dance to do at Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing! Wing!”
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a lot of drumsticks.
Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned table manners.
Why did the cranberry turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
To get a little smarter-cream.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
Because it wanted to give a gobble speech.
What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick, of course!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 carrots.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed.
What happens when a turkey goes to space?
It becomes a flying saucer.
Why do turkeys never play poker?
Because they’re afraid of getting stuffed.
Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It felt crumby.
What’s the turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and gobble.
Why do pumpkins never argue?
Because they don’t want to squash the mood.
Why did the Thanksgiving table get so loud?
Because everyone was in the stuffing mood.
What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of math?
Pie-thagoras!
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Thanksgiving Dad Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
Having a turkey with all the trimmings!
Why did the cranberries turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
What kind of music do turkeys like?
Anything with a lot of drumsticks.
Why did the turkey join the band?
It had the drumsticks covered!
Why did the sweet potato get a promotion?
Because it was a hot potato at work.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
To get a little “smarter-cream.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and gobble.
Why don’t turkeys play cards?
Because they’re afraid of getting stuffed.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It felt crumby.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 carrots.
What’s a turkey’s favorite type of math?
Pie-thagoras!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It wanted to squash its problems.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
It wanted to give a gobble speech.
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack!” (It was disguised as a duck.)
Why do pumpkins never argue?
Because they don’t want to squash the mood.
Why was the scarecrow invited to Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the Thanksgiving table get so loud?
Because everyone was in the stuffing mood.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed.
Why did the corn go to the party?
Because it was all ears!
What’s the turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot.
Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned table manners.
Why did the mashed potatoes turn red?
Because they saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the gravy blush?
Because it saw the mashed potatoes naked!
What do turkeys use to clean themselves?
A feather duster.
Why did the pumpkin refuse dessert?
Because it was already pie-ed out!
Why did the Thanksgiving leftovers get together?
They wanted to have a “reunion.”
Why did the turkey go to space?
To become a flying saucer.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken!
Why did the scarecrow get invited to Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
What’s the best dance to do at Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why did the turkey sit on the drumstick?
Because it wanted to be a chicken drummer!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make?
“Wing! Wing!”
Why did the sweet potato get promoted?
Because it was a hot potato at work.
Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned table manners.
Why did the cranberry turn red?
Because it saw the turkey dressing!
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
To get a little smarter-cream.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
It wanted to give a gobble speech.
What did the turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack!” (It was disguised as a duck.)
What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick, of course!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 carrots.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed.
What happens when a turkey goes to space?
It becomes a flying saucer.
Why do turkeys never play poker?
Because they’re afraid of getting stuffed.
Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It felt crumby.
What’s the turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and gobble.
Why do pumpkins never argue?
Because they don’t want to squash the mood.
Why did the Thanksgiving table get so loud?
Because everyone was in the stuffing mood.
What’s a pilgrim’s favorite type of math?
Pie-thagoras!
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It wanted to squash its problems.
Why did the corn go to the party?
Because it was all ears!
What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot.
Thanksgiving Jokes for Adults
Why did the turkey join a rock band?
It had the drumsticks and attitude!
Why don’t turkeys like to fight?
They don’t want to get roasted.
Why did the cranberry turn red?
It saw the turkey dressing!
What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Ask it nicely—it might volunteer!
Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It felt crumby after a long day.
Why did the gravy blush?
Because it saw the mashed potatoes naked.
Why don’t turkeys play poker on Thanksgiving?
Because they might get stuffed.
What did the wine say to the turkey?
“You’re looking grape this year.”
Why did the pumpkin pie get promoted?
It was the cream of the crop.
What did the corn say at the party?
“Let’s get all ears on this one!”
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
It wanted to give a gobble speech.
Why did the potatoes stop arguing?
Because someone mashed their feelings.
Why do adults hide the dessert first?
So the kids don’t gobble it all.
Why was the Thanksgiving table so tense?
Because everyone was in a stuffing mood.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed… literally.
Why do pumpkins never gossip?
They don’t want to squash anyone’s reputation.
What’s the turkey’s favorite kind of workout?
The gobble-lift.
Why did the family fight over the last roll?
It was a breadwinner’s dilemma.
Why did the turkey get a promotion?
It had a lot of drumstick experience.
Why do adults love Thanksgiving leftovers?
Because reheating is easier than cooking.
Why did the sweet potato hide from the family?
It didn’t want to be mashed.
Why did the turkey go to space?
It wanted to be a flying saucer.
What’s the best way to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner?
With friends, family, and no judgment on seconds.
Why did the mashed potatoes go to school?
To get a little smarter-cream.
Why did the pie always win arguments?
Because it had a filling point.
Why did the pumpkin refuse dessert?
It was already pie-d out!
Thanksgiving Day Jokes
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the scarecrow get invited to Thanksgiving?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch?
It wanted to squash its problems.
Why did the cranberry turn red?
It saw the turkey dressing!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot.
Why did the sweet potato get promoted?
Because it was a hot potato at work.
Why did the pumpkin pie go to school?
To get a little smarter-cream.
What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food.
Why don’t turkeys play cards?
Because they’re afraid of getting stuffed.
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler.
Why did the pie go to the doctor?
It felt crumby.
Why did the gravy blush?
Because it saw the mashed potatoes naked.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone?
It wanted to give a gobble speech.
Why do pumpkins never argue?
Because they don’t want to squash the mood.
Why was the Thanksgiving table so loud?
Because everyone was in the stuffing mood.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert?
It was already stuffed.
Why did the corn go to the party?
Because it was all ears!
What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Hide and gobble.
Why do turkeys always go “gobble, gobble”?
Because they never learned table manners.
What’s the most musical part of the turkey?
The drumstick, of course!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
Because it had 24 carrots.
Why did the Thanksgiving leftovers get together?
They wanted to have a reunion.
Why did the pumpkin refuse dessert?
Because it was already pie-d out!
Why did the turkey go to space?
To become a flying saucer.
Why did the mashed potatoes stop arguing?
Someone mashed their feelings.
Why do adults hide dessert first?
So the kids don’t gobble it all.
Why did the sweet potato hide from the family?
It didn’t want to be mashed.
Why did the pilgrims’ hats fall off?
Because they were too stuffed.
